**Update** 2013 - XY968s are getting a lot harder to find. :(
So right now you may be thinking to yourself "I want to be the coolest kid on the block! Where can I get a pimp-ass brick phone like that?".
Well, Good News! They are out there for the savvy internet trawler to find.
One place to look is Ebay of course. There are a number of sellers from time to time that offer these phones. Most sellers are based in Hong Kong. I bought my Motelona XY968 from a seller on Ebay called "bbc-2007". It was shipped airmail from Hong Kong, and I got a tracking number, but Intl. Airmail doesn't track like UPS. You get a few vague updates, but that's it. It was sent Registered Mail though, so that's good. I was half expecting it to not show up at all, but a few weeks later, there it was, straight from Hong Kong, all wrapped up in cheap paper and twine, covered in weird Chinese stamps, kind of like you might expect actually.
BBC-Mart has a website as well as an Ebay presence. The brick phones are here: http://bbc-mart.com/brick_phone/brick_phone.htm
There is also a US based seller who imports them called Analog Hero. Here is a link to their website.
Analog Hero charges a little more than some Ebay sellers, but the fact that they are based here in the States is nice, since you are a little more likely to actually receive your phone though them. China is a long way off, after all, and anything could happen between here and there. Also, I suppose Analog Hero is a little less fly-by-night than some Ebay seller in Hong Kong.
"Let the buyer beware"
I will continue to post more sellers here as I find them....
No, I'm not selling these damn things.
But maybe I should. On the other hand, what the hell kind of weirdo would want to buy some crazy ass Chinese brick phone? I don't know if I necessarily want to get involved with those kinds of people. Sweaty, cheeto-stained basement dwellers with a finely developed sense of irony and an insatiable lust for all things retro... No thanks, I'll stick to making fan based webpages about obscure shit, like normal people.